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54 comments:

  1. I guess soon, the line "eat shit" wouldn't be so degrading anymore.

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  2. We have an IGnobel prize award winner. Or the saviour of our specie? What a dilemma!

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  3. Compared to this, cloned meat doesn't sound so bad...

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  4. I like how they call it "sewage mud" instead o just saying "shit".

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  5. Спасибо, поблевал )

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  6. This is genius! And I'm not being facetious.

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  7. Like the video said, the problem is psychological, but there is so many people starving around the world, if this technology someday become acessible for the average family it could save lives, even improve the livestile in africa.

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  8. yeah improve africa by sending shit burgers

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  9. Wait, so if his high hopes are that it will eventually cost the same as regular meat...what's the point? Just buy meat.
    Plus: was I the only one who noticed they showed a clip of him pooping at the end?

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  10. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!.......

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  11. i'd feed it to prisoners :)

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  12. Taste like beef

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  13. soylent brown is poople!

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  14. The label on the fridge at 1:34 says it all.

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  15. I'm willing to bet the internet on that this is healthier than the average American steak.

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  16. another bogus "sollution" to the "food shortage"
    there is no food shortage, farmers get fined if they produce too much, but also nobody wants to take on the job of transportation and what costs that brings with it
    and what about not using corn for Fuel?? huh?? instead of usuing it for Food, you can use a lot of diffferent oil types like sunflower seed oil for your Diesel engine alone but that isn't taxed heavily... it's all about the money (they don't want to spend on feeding everyone)

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  17. ^ dead on. also, please stop trying to send misc. shit (pun wholly intended) to africa. that is as much a part of the problem in certain areas of the continent as the all the things (& people) that were taken out o begin with. that is all.

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  18. I love that the fridge is labeled "Shit Burger"

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  19. Well according to Star Trek the food replicators take our waste and transform it into food. Now, where's my warp speed and sexy blue alien chicks.

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  20. This seems like a bad South Park joke.

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  21. wonderful future!
    Perhaps we could use this "sewage mud" also for other things like creme, soap or shampoo!

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  22. eu nao acredito que chegou o dia em que o pessoal vai terq comer merda pra sobreviver.

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  23. Call me weak or whatever, but I can't eat that. I get sick of toilet humor, I cried when I heard of the human centipede; tldr: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT. Or just 'shit' for that matter. I'd rather eat other humans than eating that...(I think) Probably, I would be the one being eaten if it ever comes to it, but anything better than eating shit, even if it isn't even shit.
    Sorry, you are brilliant, mr. Scientist, but I won't be buying your product.

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  24. so we'd be turning shit , into shit? . . . . how many times can you eat your own shit before it is complete waste?

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    1. i love you.lol.

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    2. It was actually all the bacteria that provided the protein rather than the shit itself. Considering bacteria are almost limitless, especially in shit, I suppose you could recycle the stuff indefinitely. Bon Apetite. :)

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  25. One step closer to the creation of generational space ships. Lets colonize the rest of the galaxy with the aid of shitburger!

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  26. now i can say "i shared one shitty link to WTFjapan"

    actually didn't think they would get to this lol

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  27. What?
    ...wait, what?!??

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  28. Good going japan... what's next?
    Soda manufactured from urine?

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  29. ^ Already exists in India.
    well... cow urine to be exact...

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  30. Like you would be able to tell if this is in your burger or not...

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  31. LOL! and the worse part is he saying that in the future the shit-meat will have the SAME price as the normal meat.
    For anyone to eat shit-meat this technique should be at least 10% the price of making true-meat

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  32. Well, I dont think I'll be eatting any burgers in Japan

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  33. Stuff the shit meat! Why the fuck was he holding a hand on a stick to point at stuff? why not use your own hand?

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  34. Hello? Has anyone ever taken OFF the bread of the McDonalds burgers??? I wouldn't be so in shock if they bought this "shit" to save some extra bucks, and we wouldn't even notice.

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  35. If it requires excessive processing and cost the same as other meat, what's the point?!

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  36. All of you guys are pussies. I really dont mind eating this

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  37. Reminds me of Futurama.

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  38. wtf be the same price as normal meat
    what you rather eat "sewage mud" or real meat?

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  39. Oh god and he eats this shit!

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  40. this is the only time when north america invented something before Japan shit meat already exists and it's called mcdonald's burgers

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  41. At 1:33 the fridge says "shit burger" xD

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  42. Hilarious, but fake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU&feature=related

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  43. Consumer: "This tastes like shit!"

    Inventor: "Well.."

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  44. My 2 reactions to the video before I paused it, never to look back:

    1) What the f_ck is wrong with Japan. I mean really... who would regularly eat that? And how many people? Like 2.5?

    2) What the f_ck is up with that "scientist's" finger pointer. I mean can't they just used laser beams or just a black stick. For f_ck's sake.

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  45. This has proven to be fake. Who would even believe this "shit"?

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  46. it's his thing longer put to good use.

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  47. Uhh... I'd rather go hungry, thank you very much.

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  48. Who else screamed "NO!" at the end when the guy ate it? I did!

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  49. Two girls and a cup could now be better.

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  50. It brings possibilities to the Jizz Burger!

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