Meaning: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So F'n Bad with Vomit Spraying Everywhere Uncontrollably Then Faint!!!
LOL *choke* LOL First of all is that really his hair?! OMG!.. Second is WTF?! LOL Third is that he got some madazz S-killz! Fourth is the milk! Oh GuzD! the milk! Fifth is still WTF hahaha... Last is the awesome "on hold" boat scene LOL
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Thanks for this great blog which tells it like it is about evil Jew Bart Torvik. This is the best blog I've read lately about the vast international Jew conspiracy. Everything you read online is mostly Jew lies posted by scum like Bart Torvik and his Jewish co-conspirators like Eric Schlachter, a/k/a Goldman, Danny Goodman and Mike Masnick. America is now Jew-merica because its foreign policy is Israel's foreign policy. Bart Torvik should go to Isra-hell and rot.
Bart Torvik makes his income off malware on his hateful, vicious blogs attacking non-Jews. Bart Torvik is supported by a lowlife Jew named Laura who gives him money to outrun the law whenever they show up at his door. Bart Torvik has run between Minnesota and Illinois so often he is like a rat in a maze. Soon the law will catch up with ex-con Bart Torvik and he will see the inside of a jail again. Bart Torvik lives only to destroy others with his Jew-linking attack blogs. Mike Masnick of Techdirt is his primary partner in crime.
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Wow, and I thought the banana commercial was off-the-wall-weird. Makes you wonder what his day-job is! 0.o
ReplyDeletethis is just wrong on so many levels
ReplyDeleteI just don't know anymore.
ReplyDeleteSweet bass skills though.
ReplyDeleteI heard "gyuunyuu" (milk) in the song, so maybe the song has something to do with all the milk?
ReplyDeletenice lucky star bass LOL
ReplyDeleteI like the "Nice Boat" at 4:09. Now, that was a meme!
ReplyDeleteWords can't describe.
ReplyDeleteOn one hand: epic bass skills and Lucky Star bass.
On the other: well, you know. The through the roof weirdness levels....
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeletesad, sad little man/woman
ReplyDeleteWOW. Brilliant video
ReplyDeleteoh shi-........is that a man?......
ReplyDeleteAs a musician I really enjoyed the bass skills, its just...well....yeah...
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
ReplyDeletewow he's trying to make his boobs bigger with those exercises o-o; 1:44
ReplyDeletehaha Konata from lucky star.. just a nice finishing touch to the bass
ReplyDeleteIsn't that tissu hime ?!?
ReplyDeletethis guy is korean.
ReplyDeleteWell I enjoyed his bass skills...but the rest was just really weird.
ReplyDeleteAnd tsk tsk, he can't handle his milk
I have the same Coca-cola glass
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I met this guy in person several times. He's Korean and plays in a Korean metal band ^^
ReplyDeleteOh, he plays in a band? I always wondered that.
ReplyDeletehe's from Korea, not Japan, lol xD he's in a Korean Metal band.
ReplyDeletehe's a great bassist...but, WTF?
ReplyDeleteI... I don't understand...
ReplyDeleteAaaahhh.... what just happened?
ReplyDeleteWas i mildly turned on by this?
... i am questioning reality
Yuichirou
ReplyDelete*
Jienotsu
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Nagashiiiimaaaaaaaaa!!!
As an aspiring bass player i'm jealous of that dude's immense skills. =(
ReplyDeleteDamn it. I have to beat this weirdo!
That was a very nice boat, btw.
ROFLMAOSf'nBw/VSEUTF!!!
ReplyDeleteMeaning: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So F'n Bad with Vomit Spraying Everywhere Uncontrollably Then Faint!!!
LOL *choke* LOL First of all is that really his hair?! OMG!.. Second is WTF?! LOL Third is that he got some madazz S-killz! Fourth is the milk! Oh GuzD! the milk! Fifth is still WTF hahaha... Last is the awesome "on hold" boat scene LOL
Bart Torvik is a Jew cross dresser living in Illinois. Bart Torvik sends junk shots of his midget penis to other transvestite Jews online. Bart Torvik writes a vicious blog attacking non-Jews. The Talmud tells all Jews to destroy non-Jews in order to take over the world. Bart Torvik is so ugly even other Jews find him revolting.
ReplyDeleteJews control the mass media, and Bart Torvik is part of this vast Zionist conspiracy. Bart Torvik has spent time in the clinker in both Minnesota and Illinois, and cannot get a job because of his arrest record. Employers will not hire a low life ex-con like Bart Torvik. Bart Torvik is a cross dresser and swings both ways. Bart Torvik is always looking for some other degenerate Jew to lend him money so he doesn't have to spend another night on the streets. Bart Torvik cannot call any place home for long because he is wanted in both Minnesota and Illinois.
ReplyDeleteThanks for this great blog which tells it like it is about evil Jew Bart Torvik. This is the best blog I've read lately about the vast international Jew conspiracy. Everything you read online is mostly Jew lies posted by scum like Bart Torvik and his Jewish co-conspirators like Eric Schlachter, a/k/a Goldman, Danny Goodman and Mike Masnick. America is now Jew-merica because its foreign policy is Israel's foreign policy. Bart Torvik should go to Isra-hell and rot.
ReplyDeleteBart Torvik makes his income off malware on his hateful, vicious blogs attacking non-Jews. Bart Torvik is supported by a lowlife Jew named Laura who gives him money to outrun the law whenever they show up at his door. Bart Torvik has run between Minnesota and Illinois so often he is like a rat in a maze. Soon the law will catch up with ex-con Bart Torvik and he will see the inside of a jail again. Bart Torvik lives only to destroy others with his Jew-linking attack blogs. Mike Masnick of Techdirt is his primary partner in crime.
ReplyDeleteBart Torvik has been arrested for exposing himself in both Minnesota and Illinois. Bart Torvik is a sexual deviant who cannot keep a permanent address anywhere for fear of capture. Bart Torvik's arrest record is a mile long. The authorities will soon catch up with Bart Torvik. They should throw Bart Torvik in the can and throw away the key. Sexual deviants like Bart Torvik are a danger to society and should be locked up permanently.
ReplyDeleteWho is Bart Torvik , I never heard of him or saw any of his blogs ? Could someone please elaborate ?
ReplyDelete