Star Suite 7

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  1. I love how the random old lady was all ready for it with the hay! lmao!

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    1. Hahahaha! That was a dude.

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    2. Why was that man have hay with him?

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  2. Star Suite 7, it'll make you give birth to foals! :D

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  3. Not an old lady, there. Young man. But yeah, I guess if you can $#!% bricks, you can bear foals. ...WHAAAAAAAAT

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  4. i dont get it :S

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  5. I have no idea. WTF indeed.

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  6. oh lmao...it was a guy nvm....

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  7. Star Suite 7 is so amazing that it just might defy the laws of nature... like the woman did.

    Makes total sense...

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  8. All without taking off her pants.

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  9. haha someone translate this please :D i'm sure there's a reasonable explanation behind this..

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  10. I love the expression of the guy at the counter. He's balling his eyes out at the end. XD

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  11. Charlie, why you be deletin' dem' sweet, sweet japanese vids, dawg?

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  12. puta mano hoy si se la jalaron estos tios cono

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  13. WTF!!!!!!!??????????????????

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  14. Dont stop reading this or you'll die........
    You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong.
    I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See More idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong.
    So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: ... See More
    Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can.
    Mary.
    Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong.
    "I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here."
    Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death.
    So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on.
    0 people- You will be killed by Mary on the nearest possibe Sunday at midnight
    5 people- You will be severely injured.
    10 people- You will see bloody Mary in your Mirror
    15 people- You will be left un-harmed
    20 people- You will find alot of money on the floor.
    50 people-You will find alot of money on the floors

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  15. she gave birth to a horse... weird... with her pants still on... wtf???
    haha

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  16. actually this is a commercial for an office suite by sun microsystems.

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  17. Actually even with translation, it makes almost no sense.She says "It has next source. And it's 1980. I will buy it" The she collapses and the guy says, "[It's} being born" then "It has been born."

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  18. that's so weird O_O

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  19. hehe. the horse is bigger than her. wtf

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  20. What the heck?? That must be some good software!

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  21. StarSuite 7. So powerful, it'll make you sh** a horse.

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  22. It's soo good it will make you shit horses because you ain't got no pancake mix!

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  23. I'm surprised no1 knew that sometimes when you get excited you shit a horse :/ this makes perfect sense

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  24. Can you imagine what Starsuite 9 will do to her?
    She'll be able to open her own zoo!!!

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  25. uh... that must be an awesome program

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  26. ray william johnson anybody?

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  27. You aint got no pancake mix though

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  28. Ray William Johnson sent me here!

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  29. And this makes me want to buy StarSuite 7 how?

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  30. apparently it's not the first time livestock has been born in the store. thy have a steady supply of hay in the back

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  31. RayWilliamJohnson sent me here 2 <3 LOVE THE COMMERCIAL! makes total sense...

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  32. ah i do this all the time guys, no worries

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  33. ahahah (: the peeps r so totally ready for itt cuz it probs happen everytime someone wants to buy starsuite7 :D more hay anyone??

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  34. If I get that Software, then I will give birth to Live stock! But I'm a Guy! D:

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  35. Didn't you post this already?

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  36. I love that in Japan you can buy software and refrigerated beverages at the same store...and that the shop people are prepared with straw.

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  37. Yep, still doesn't make sense.

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  38. its not a horse..its a unicorn

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  39. Dont stop reading this or you'll die........
    You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong.
    I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See More idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong.
    So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: ... See More
    Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can.
    Mary.
    Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong.
    "I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here."
    Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death.
    So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on.
    0 people- You will be killed by Mary on the nearest possibe Sunday at midnight
    5 people- You will be severely injured.
    10 people- You will see bloody Mary in your Mirror
    15 people- You will be left un-harmed
    20 people- You will find alot of money on the floor.
    50 people-You will find alot of money on the floors

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  40. ray william johnson....

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  41. It's so powerfull that it throws all the trojan horses out of your pc and even out of you if you have one in you

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  42. Dont stop reading this or you'll die........
    You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong.
    I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See More idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong.
    So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: ... See More
    Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can.
    Mary.
    Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong.
    "I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here."
    Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death.
    So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on.
    0 people- You will be killed by Mary on the nearest possibe Sunday at midnight
    5 people- You will be severely injured.
    10 people- You will see bloody Mary in your Mirror
    15 people- You will be left un-harmed
    20 people- You will find alot of money on the floor.
    50 people-You will find alot of money on the floors

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  43. Its a play on words... uma means horse and umareta mean it was born. The rest is IDK

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  44. It's nice to know that the horse from "Mr. Hands" is keeping busy.

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  45. This is to keep bronies from mating.

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